Ninja Dashing Review (Android)

A Review by 'Rich Homie G'

Yo, Real talk: Most of yall Ninjas is buu-shittin'. A muufucka be jumpin up and down with the force of gravity n' shit like y’all aint' seen crouching tiger. Lemme show y'all how a Real Ninja be doin' dis heuh. Peep Game.

GAMEPLAY

You play this pimpin' ass Ninja with a big ol' head, and he ain't whit' dat "obeying the laws of gravity" shit, ya heard me? Muufucka runnin' up dem walls like it was you momma last night, and every now an' den, some bitch-made ninja tryna jock on dat swag, so pimpin' gots to run up on a muufucka real quick like "why you ridin' mine, homie?"

CONTROLS

My Ninja ain't whit dat complicated shit. tap on dat glass, ninja gon' tap on dat ass. only one button up in'nis muufucka. Das' wussup!

GRAPHICS

Now you know Ninja Dashing got dat shit on lockdown! Dem' graphics is tight like dem' 22's on the whip, ya feel me? Framerate smoove in'na muufucka when a ninja swerve!


Yo, straight up: Ninja Dashing got dat FAYAH! Make me wanna pull out dat HTC like BAYUM!

Publisher: Ezjoy
Genre: Action
Rating: E (Everyone)
Platform: Android

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