Apple Watch sticks Facebook onto your wrist

Apple has announced that a bunch of Apps, Including Facebook, will be available for the Apple Watch on September 16th.

The messenger app allows you to send text messages, audio messages, and share your location.

Great news for the average Facebook user: Now you can be a complete and utter tool from the comfort of your own wrist! Use the Apple iWatch to:

Let complete strangers know of your whereabouts!
Update your Facebook status to inform your followers that you just ate a sandwich at TGI Fridays just now!
Use your shrill, annoying valley-girl voice to gossip about your best friend -who you think is a total slut- to everyone on your friends list!

What's next? A built-in selfie stick and 30 megapixel camera with optional automatic DuckFace recognition?